To distinguish these two in the dialogue, their names will be Bluzee and Greeny, respectively.

In an alternate universe, Twist the Cat is not one, but two people! Bluzee and Greeny are bizarrely conjoined twins, sharing one body but each has one ear, one eye, one arm, and one mouth to themselves.

On today's episode: The Twisty Twins eat out!

We see the twins at their local mall, a fantastical wonderland of clothes, electronics, toys, and of course the main attraction, Food! They sit on a nearby bench, deciding on what their lunch is going to be...

Greeny: I want a burger!

Bluzee: A burger? Yuck, I prefer a Philly cheese sub.

Greeny: Aw dude, seriously? It's so hard to eat! It just breaks in front of you and there's just... too much cheese.

Bluzee: Well, at least it's tastier and cleaner, unlike that greasy mess you call a burger!

Greeny: angerly sighs For the ten-millionth time, just because the burger from that diner was overly greasy, does not mean that all burgers are the same!

Bluzee: Greeny, isn't there anything else you want from the other restaurants?

Greeny: No, I know what I want and I. want. a. BURGER!

Bluzee: ALRIGHT FINE! We need to decide. I don't want what you want and vice versa, so we need to decide on something we BOTH like.

Bluzee: How about... Chicken tenders! We like chicken tenders.

Greeny: Well, I'm not really in the chicken mood today, but If I must to satisfy my hunger, then chicken tenders it is.

Bluzee and Greeny walks up the restuarant counter to order their chicken tenders.

Server: Hi! Welcome to Crisp-E-Chicken, may I take your order!

Bluzee: Yes, We'll have the chicken tenders!

Server: Would you like the four pack or six pack?

Bluzee: I'll have the four!

Greeny: I want the six!

Bluzee and Greeny in unison: DARN IT