Hi, I'm Tohri. I'm a Mechanical engineer at an obscure company that does sciencey stuff. I operate a small rehab clinic for old and unloved technology, specializing in classic European Mopeds, Motorcycles, Bicycles, Paintball Guns, Desktop PCs, Stereo Equipment, and Machine Tools.
I'm not Yiffy, and I'm a very RL oriented person. Skilled trades 'Shop Talk' gets my attention. If you're a Knifemaker, Mechanic, or Engineer, Let's go get some drinks.
And because it's expected, Tohri is a dark rusty red 'House Blend' anthro mammalian dragony thing, 2.4m tall, and 150~kilo. He's an electromechanical engineer at a much nicer company than mine (This is fantasy, okay?) and is allergic to apricots, cannibis, radishes, bagpipes, and sharpie ink. He's often found wearing a kilt, and/or riding some form of motorcycle.
What's your real name?
Max. Max Johnson. Yes, I'm in the Urban Dictionary.
How tall are you?
5'11". Sortakinda average.
What's your natural hair color?
Brown. So Brown. Damn Brown.
What's your eye color?
Crazy Green/brown splatter thing.
What's your sexual preference?
I have a strong preference for small displacement two stroke motorcycles.
Are you single, taken or undecided?
I went to fill the 'Girlfriend' slot in my life, but the expansion module I got only fit in the 'inseparable life partner' slot, with it's own universal adapter, kinda like a 32X. So now there's a couple extra slots open.
What do you do in your spare time?
Build french suicide machines and study archaeotech. In the winter I lump around and grouch about riding season being over. I cook, I game, and I fix shit. I used to paintball, but the scene collapsed with the economy.
What's your job or occupation?
Engineer/machinist/designer/qc tech/IT guy/wiring technician/assembler/troubleshooter and part time mechanic.
I was recently turned down from a job I applied to because I was 'Grossly Overqualified'
What do you like about yourself?
I'm astute, I take good care of the people whom I love, I help solve problems, and when I'm having a good day I can pull off some seriously wizard shit.
What do you dislike about yourself?
I'm Prone to severe bouts of depression, anxiety, and despondency, I'm not very attractive, I have no musical talent whatsoever, I really dislike my own voice, and I can be extremely cruel if I'm angry with someone.
What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
That I seem cocky and overconfident/Uber extroverted. But that varies from day to day.
What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
Iron is a Holy substance. The final ash of nuclear fires in supergiant stars. Iron will not Fuse or Fission, and eventually stalled the core of the star. The star exploded, and it's final product ended up as part of our solar system. The core of our own world is iron, it shields us from the harshness of radiation, guides us, runs in our blood, and allows for our entire modern age. It's a gift from a dead star.
Do you drink?
Yes, rarely to excess, and it trends up and down.
Do you smoke?
Only when exposed to welding slag or other ignition sources.
What are your major fears?
Ladders, lawyers, and the first rapid Z-travel of the CNC program you just wrote.
Do you have any dreams or goals?
I want to own a Nice 2 stroke motorcycle, pay off my student debt, build a home, and be part-time self employed. And have a big poly furry household.
Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Crush, yes. Ex... Not.... Really?
Who's your best buddy?
I have a lot of good friends, but Karen/Budgiebin is my favorite.
What's your favorite dish?
General's chicken is a favorite, Carrot cake is a favorite, pizza is great. I cook, so I can usually have whatever I like whenever I want it.
What's your favorite drink?
Mountain Dew. Followed by Moxie, followed by NOS energy. Any of them are good with rum.
What's your favorite color?
Prussian Blue, Tuscan Red, and sunburst yellow.
If you had a super power, what would it be?
Precisely cold-forming metals with my mind, with specific control on Eutectic states. That doesn't sound super awesome until you realize I could basically Faith Heal automobiles.
What's your favorite movie?
Pacific rim, Anything Tarantino, Nausicaa, Iron Man, etc.
What's your least favorite food?
Anything Expensive, pretensions, unsatisfying and Effete. oh, and shellfish.
What's the last meal you want before you die?
I'm kinda hoping my death will be a major surprise, so I'd be happy with Mcdonalds.
What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
2002 dodge Caravan. I want a classic Benz Unimog, with an RZ350 in the back.
What is your most disliked bug?
I was stung three times on the beanbag by a yellowjacket when I was two years old. Also, I hate tomato hornworms.
What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
People who take aspects of their personality or lifestyle too seriously, to cover for the fact they don't do anything with their life. It's the RL equivalent of Giant fantasy weapons and whimsical outfits with too many belts on a generic foxgirl.
What do you dislike in life?
People refusing to take responsibility for their choices and actions. Especially when they blame everyone else. Oh, and exhaust burns.
Joined 29 October 2012