December 8, 2014 at 21:21:28 UTC
Please remember to disable your automated security systems to allow your REZQ recovery operative to board safely
http://rezqrecovery.tumblr.com
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Beckydog on December 8, 2014 at 21:31:03 UTC
At least Thom's getting good cardio-vascular exersize! Gotta keep that little ticker good and strong, he's indentured for another 300 years!
mongreldog on December 8, 2014 at 22:13:20 UTC
do panic attacks count?
Beckydog on December 9, 2014 at 09:04:22 UTC
They do, as long as they are the proper, company sanctioned type, as laid out in section 4,692 subsection ¥
Nemo on December 8, 2014 at 21:50:19 UTC
Please avoid the deadly beam, Valued Rezq Employee. Failure to avoid the deadly beam will result in disciplinary action.
mongreldog on December 8, 2014 at 22:13:10 UTC
haha, reminds me of Portal. "Any contact with the floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your permanent record, followed by death"
Nemo on December 9, 2014 at 22:09:14 UTC
Lets be honest, while not intentional, Aperture Labs would fit seamlessly into Rezq's insurance coverage area.
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Beckydog
At least Thom's getting good cardio-vascular exersize! Gotta keep that little ticker good and strong, he's indentured for another 300 years!