Most people are unaware of this, but snails actually love listening to stories. Take a book, go outside and start reading out loud. It might take a while, but don't give up. Sooner or later they will come and listen.

This is a big mystery, since snails don't really have any hearing.

WIPs can be found here: http://moawallinart.tumblr.com/post/99591018347/most-people-are-unaware-of-this-but-snails