I'm a silly person who likes inflatable toys and people. :D

Please note: this is subject to change without notice.

Standard Rate: $30 per 500 words up to the agreed limit. If I take more words to tell the story you want, you pay nothing extra! However, if you ask for additional text, the same rate applies.

Things I will not write:

*Rape/Nonconsent (content where all participants are clearly roleplaying is okay, as long as it is obvious that they are all continuously and enthusiastically consenting)

*Scat/Watersports

*Snuff/Necrophilia

*Injury/Gore

*Cub/Diaper/Ageplay where any participants are under the age of consent

*Other items I haven't thought of

If you're not sure if I will write to your kink, please ask. However, my answer is final.