(the beginning is the lyrics to Snoop Dogg and Pharrell's "Drop It Like It's Hot")

The phantom, exterior like fish eggs
interior like suicide wrist-rags
I could exercise you, this could be your phys-ed
cheat on your man homie AGHHH I tried to sneak through the door man!
Can't make it, can't make it, the shit's stuck! Outta my way son! DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK! Please! I beg you! We're dead! You're a g-g-genuine dick sucker!

we die

laughs Yo I'm adding this guy to friends.

by jen