Foolish mortals! One cannot chain a dragon and live to tell the tale. You fill face the wrath that is an angry serpent of fire and brimstone!
(pst, this piece is on Redbubble! http://www.redbubble.com/people/roarar/works/22934607-wild?p=t-shirt&style=mens&body_color=white&print_location=front&asc=u ;) )