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Previously, this happened. [Part 1]:
"I am Mewth, and I am very happy to join this wonderful company, Transformico, where we bring out everyone's true selves! In fact, I probably wouldn't even mind staying in my entry-level position for a very, very long time! It's just how much I enjoy being in this position! Haha, yes, I am weird~" -Upper Boss Mabel, probably paraphrasing Mewth, who, in their new entry-level job, is unable to speak. It's probably true, though.
Anyways, workforce, always read your contract!
Mabel the Mew is courtesy of Ashura43.