There's not a skateboard in sight. He's changed. All those rowdy years of putting gum in kid's hair and getting knee bruises has turned our lovable skater-douche into a grody, well-aged criminal mastermind.

Name: Healer McCraken
Gender: Male
Age: No older than 30, but looks 40
Personality: A jokester with a serious streak and no boundaries. Sometimes his brain goes totally whack and he'll become a maniac, much like Alex DeLarge at the very end of Clockwork Orange.
Hobbies: Looking down on other people, having a lot of sex, loading guns, going to social events and sitting in corners glaring at people, being loud.
Likes: Dean Martin, weapons, looking tired, being tired, growling, cracking jokes, holding a small amount of relatives too an unhealthly standard.