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The Majestic Animu Bird by Mazz

The Majestic Animu Bird

Mazz

The Majestic Animu Bird is not an endangered species but a rather annoying one.

It's loud screeching call "Desu Desu Kawaii Kawaii" can be heard for miles around. It's an ear piercing sound and has caused many cases of deafness, usually due to the listener jamming a fork into their ear.

The animu bird's life span is unknown but it is believed to only die when it lacks stimulation from outside sources such as The Anime Network and Tumblr. It's main diet consists of Pocky, strawberry flavor preferred and it does not drink water only Mizuki Ramune Soda.

It is very rare that this species finds a suitable mate due to the fact that mating habits are based on the amount of anime and manga paraphernalia that the partner has. The easiest way to kill this bird is to prove that Naruto is not based on real life ninja like they so desperately believe, forcing them to commit 'hari kari' with the dull edge of a Dragonball Z movie.

This is a rehash of a picture I created almost 4 years ago. You can see it here.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3129077/

Enjoy.

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    Kawaiii yooooooo!!!