So! There's this girl who works service desk at the store I work at, she's always got this look on her face like she just got a whiff of Donald Trump's balls. The boobs happened and it's just gotten WORSE, you know? I'm pretty sure she's jealous. Lady it's not my fault your diet is 30% pepsi...

Anyway today I decided I'd undo a couple buttons and just turn up the saccharine while getting a bottle of water... The look on her face.

*Priceless.**

*Actual cost: one shirt button