"...I thought turkeys could THAW!"
Yes, it's that time of year when idiots learn, once again, that large flames can occur when you chunk a frozen turkey into a deep fryer.
Of course, for Sylvia Siamese and Norma Bates Kitteh, this is a FEATURE, not a BUG...
Zeph (c) Sharra. Tali and the kittehs (c) me.