Prepare yourself for this:

Slutty man-bat: "Oh, officer, I didn't do anything wrong! I was just minding my own business in this dark alley!"

Officer woman-lady: "Up against the wall, mister. I must thoroughly frisk and search you for loaded weapons."

Slutty man-bat: "Oh you better be careful of my loaded gun! Handle it wrong and it might go OFF!"

:U

My boyfriend and I are going into business together to write the best porno ever.