So... I read a few strips of the webcomic known as Anonymous Asexual... and they sucked. This one in particular especially struck a nerve in me because the punchline really had fuck all to do with the original question, and the protagonist (the self-insert) came off as kind of a bitch. So I decided to tweak a few elements to make the comic... let's just say, more tolerable.

01: I made an entirely new punchline to emphasize the original point the author was trying to make.

02: I gave the strawman a reaction to the punchline because when it comes to jokes, reactions are what make or break the comedy.

03: I put myself as the self-insert because like Luna, I am also asexual (and an attention whore while we're at it).

I want to thank Wolficide on YouTube for exposing me to Anonymous Asexual in this video and for inspiring me to make this piece of artwork.