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final fantasy EDGYYYY. first things first, final fantasy rights are not mine, the classes are not mine either of course, created by Squaresoft/enix

Overview:

Introducing Final Fantasy Edgy, the best RPG of 2015!

In this game you get to travel a world of your choice with 4 absolutely USELESS characters in battle! :D In Final Fantasy Edgy, you cannot change your classes, but who cares?!

Characters:

Black Mage Rae-pir
The strongest magician, capable of summoning meteors and blasting goes with the Flare spell. The only problem though, is he dare not attack monsters. You see, Black Mage Rae-pir has a weakness to female monsters... and since there’s an approximately 50% chance that monster right there is female...

White Mage Rareel
Your only choice for a healing magic caster! He loves to help and always jumps in to do so! Except, he does not know how to use any white magic spells at all and has no MP Bar. He spends most of his time telling other people that everything will be fine and he can help them out, but...

Warrior Teryx Commodore
A lightning blade, adept with his sword, has the right STR, DEF and SPD to carry his team-mates and be the anchor of a battle! Put him in the front row of your party and you will see that he... spends THE WHOLE TIME LOOKING AT HIS REFLECTION ON HIS SWORD, ADMIRING HIMSELF.

Thief Drac0
Stealthy, highly trained in the skill of thievery, coupled with an innate ability to teleport, Drac0 bests all when it comes to stealing. Send Drac0 against foes and while his team-mates are distracting the enemies... HE STEALS FROM HIS TEAM! Best thief 2015.

Buyer Reviews:

Best game 2015 I load the game and the characters kill themselves awesome. - Reliable Dude

I love Drac0 in bandanas - Pervert

Can I have a version with no clothes? - Realistic furry

of course there's no such game, you'd get game over in the first battle you start.