Commission for tylerfurlong
Being the Hero of Time is hard work, don't ya know. You spend hours of every day and night fending off all those virtue-seeking monsters, try to awaken the Sages, cleanse the temples, travel back and forth by periods of seven years ... and then you have to put up with Malon giving you lip just because you've darn near drained every cow on Lon Lon Ranch. Well maybe if their milk didn't replenish your health, you wouldn't have chugged that many gallons!
... at least Navi looks pleased with the results.