I crossed paths with the Earth mouse again today. This time he had cheese with him, and yes I know what cheese is--it's great on Earthian pizza! Anyway, I decided to assert my Qwuedevian authority over this inferior creature and confiscated the cheese. Just to make sure the mini-rat didn't get a hold of it again, I decided to eat. Wasn't even that good without being on a pizza. After that, the Earth mouse tried countering with a strange (and awful) Earthian method of correction called spanking. Of course, being such a weak and fragile species, it had absolutely no affect on my superior Qwuedeviv hide. I considered batting him across the room or chasing him back into one of those little holes where he belonged, but eh, that's a lot of trouble.
--Lt. Smiley Out!

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of his mouse character trying to spank Smiley. Smiley is not impressed.