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What's your real name?

Derek Laughlin

How tall are you?

About 5'8"

What's your natural hair color?

Dark brown

What's your eye color?

Brown

What's your orientation?

I'm not overly picky.

Are you single, taken or undecided?

I'm in a long-distance relationship.

What do you do in your spare time?

Surf the net, game, try to do writing or art.

What's your job or occupation?

Transporter for a local newspaper
Soundboard operator for a tiny radio station
Nothing full-time.

What do you like about yourself?

I like to think of myself and smart and pensive. I might be wrong in that assessment.

What do you dislike about yourself?

I'm cynical, mean, unmotivated, ineffective, easily distracted, unsociable, clumsy, overweight and depressed. I also rag on myself a lot.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?

In written communication, usually my intelligence and pugilism.
I really don't have any friends in person.

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?

I tend to find myself in agreement with the Christian Humanist line of thought. I'm not much for ritual of any kind, though.

Do you drink?

I don't like the feeling of being buzzed.

Do you smoke?

I used to smoke cigars once upon a time. Really never could develop a habit.

What are your major fears?

Failure. Incompetence. Terminal disease.

Do you have any dreams or goals?

I wanted to make a career out of either writing or art.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?

I've had crushes. I had a couple really short, lifeless relationships before my current one.

Who's your best buddy?

My current boyfriend.

What's your favorite dish?

I love pizza. Tuna casserole is also a favorite of mine, and I love a big rare steak.

What's your favorite drink?

Dr. Pepper, but I can't drink it much anymore.

What's your favorite color?

Black

If you had a super power, what would it be?

What would I have, or what I would want? I would want invisibility, but I would get something useless like controlling one's mine only if it is my own.

What's your favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

What's your least favorite food?

Celery, goulash, tomato soup.

What's the last meal you want before you die?

Any of the above favorite dishes will do.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?

I have a little moped, a Yamaha Zuma, which I use to get around. Would love to upgrade that for a Ninja motorcycle.

What is your most disliked bug?

June beetles.

What pet peeves do you dislike the most? and What do you dislike in life?

If you are dumb, politically and/or religiously conservative, or like trashy media (Nickleback, Twilight, etc,) I HATE you.
I generally tend to hate how other people drive. They always seem to be in my way.
I hate that I am unable to afford or find a decent higher education.

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