Lucia is such a grumpy grandma.

Seriously, though, Ms. Rousey's fighting ability aside, can we stop pretending that it is somehow special that she claims she can beat a guy, any guy, under circumstances ill-suited to his martial discipline? Women have been in martial arts and the military for decades now; the idea of women besting men in physical contests has lost its novelty.

Alternate punchlines:

"And you could beat her in a spelling bee. What's her point?"

"Why? Did he tell her that it's not 1950 anymore?"

"I'd tell her to try me next, but she'd be spooked by my masculine bone density."