STOP USING THAT MOVE. STOP THAT.

ARE YOU SERIOUS? HOW MUCH PP DOES THAT MOVE EVEN HAVE?!

So...this is what happens when I play Pokemon. Like...verbatim. Completely verbatim.

I'm playing Fire Red and I got stopped by my rival (whose name is Assbutt) on my way to Victory Road and his stupid fucking Alakazam...oh god. GOD WHY?

I ended up turning the game off and just watched Wes play games for a bit. Then I got bored and he was like "Play your game." and I was like "NO. STUPID ASSBUTT AND HIS STUPID ALAKAZAM." so he beat him for me. :I

Now I'm fumbling around in Victory Road because I'm just that cool.

Also, TL;DR I have the best boyfriend in the world. Trufax.

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