I must admit I'm not a fan
of ponies prancing 'bout the land.
However if one must be drawn,
I'll have her tearing up the lawn:
Advancing in a Wolverine,
Or cruising in an M18.
Perhaps atop a Sturmhaubitz,
Or a T-34 with its 'seventy-six.'
She'll bridge wide trenches in a TOG,
or burn them by Matilda Frog;
Cross Appleoosa in a Lee,
she'll fight to keep Equestria free!
Why armored ponies on the loose?
I just love tanks. That's my excuse.
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