Okay, so I gotta say-- I'm impressed with this one because the artist seemed to combine aspects of my RL appearance into the work-- I'm not sure if it was intentional or unintentional, but it made me smile and chuckle. I used to make that same sneer when high-kicking, back in my martial arts days.

m5-goren - Is too amazing for words to do justice
lightlender - Still hasn't been brought to justice by authorities.