Fable 3 was a great game. Unfortunately, there was one unforgivable flaw that prevented me from enjoying it. I was doing a fetch quest to earn the friendship of this villager (doing so would increase the power of my TYPO hammer) and went down to the caves. I followed the glowing trail to the elevator and rode it down. I got out, hoping it would lead me to the item, but then it just lead back to the elevator. I rode it back up, hoping it was part of the plan, and then it lead back to the elevator again.

People, before you release a video game, make sure the damn things in it actually work! It also didn't help the butler kept insulting my choice of wearing my butt flap pjs everywhere I went. They looked stylish over my royal diaper.