It's natural for every toddler to be excited for Christmas day. Laying in bed awake all night just thinking about all the presents they might get while anxiously waiting for their parents to say they could come downstairs to open the gifts.

Nixie woke me up for Christmas morning to my pleasure. My diaper was soaked from all the excitement. As she took it off and briefly turned away to grab a fresh one, turning back, I was no longer there. Knowing where I must have been, she went downstairs and saw me by the presents, without any clothes whatsoever. I picked up a box and shook it to guess what was inside as Nixie tied a fresh pelenka on my rear.

My IRL Christmas sadly wasn't as exciting as it used to be many years ago. I did, however, get a really nice Kodak camera, Xbone version of GTA 5, and a bunch of Xbox 360 Games.