I decided I wanted to become a Ninja baby. And in order to do so, I would have to train like one. I was brought under the tutelage of Bolton, who hooked me up with a ninja trainee's uniform, also known as a Fundoshi diaper. While Full Fledged Ninja babies wear special uniforms over their fundoshi's, Bolton was comfortable in just the latter. And this was how my ascension to a Ninja baby began.