On one birthday, I got a strange leather book that contained all of my memories. I then discovered that I could change these memories by entering sick and twisted dungeons, then slaying their guardians. I invited Parker into the dungeon to help me get rid of unwanted memories. Since he also had these memories and knew which ones were bad, it was a piece of cake. While wandering the dungeon looking for such memories, he saw a picture of me in my pre-diaper phase. He took one look at it and was like “Yep, this one has to go” and hacked it to pieces with a fire axe. Based on Silent Hill Book of Memories, an SH game I sadly never played but it's probably just as well since most people hate it.