After being recruited by the Red Faction after almost being forced to wear pull ups by the EDF, my first task was to smash up an EDF outpost. After doing that and killing a bunch of EDF soldiers, I looked at my radar. I saw a vehicle Icon rapidly approaching behind me. It was too fast to be a tank, so I didn't panic. Turns out it was a tank, a tank that had it's cannon pointed at my bum.

This was based on an incident where in Red Faction Guerrilla, while escaping from a base I smashed up, a Tank rolled up out of nowhere (On yellow alert level mind you) and scared the piss out of me. I hid behind a rock right before it fired it's cannon, saving myself. Thank god I had the Arc Welder, I fried the crew and used the tank to kill 100 soldiers before ditching it. Also, doesn't that diaper look spiffy?