To combat my ever increasing waistline, I signed up for a Gymnastics course. I chose gymnastics because I would look dashing in a leotard over my diaper. I was only the only diapered one in the course. Theres a reason your not supposed to wear bulky clothes in gymnastics, they interfere with movement. I fell off the balance beam on every attempt. So I quit since I wasn't gonna get anywhere and drowned my sorrows at pizza hut.