I love Command and Conquer Red Alert 3. I don't play it too often since I'm absolute rubbish at it, but I still love it regardless because there are so many tactical options that allow you to play the game in so many different ways. I thought it deserved a picture. The President of the U.S made me the commander of the Allies. During my opening speech, everyone laughed at my diaper. The next day, battle with the Soviets began and we sucked. As I stood on a mountain, watching my Crusader tanks get creamed by those damn Apocalypse Tanks, the Soviets activated their magnetic satellite. In addition to sucking up my tanks, I felt something tug at my diaper. It also caught hold of my safety pin, which was eventually pulled off and forced me to hold up my cloth diaper. So we lost the battle, but at least my air dropped baby powder got through. When the president found out about this failure, he stripped me naked and whipped me with his belt.