If I keep it up at this rate, I'll reach 1000 by 2015. To celebrate, we go to my new favorite restaurant, Pizza Hut. After engulfing almost an entire pizza I fall back, belching. As usual, I invite Amy, E.D, Boland (Whose brother dropped him off) and the guest of honor, Spike, who has difficulty getting his pelenka on. Speaking of which, all the guest must wear pelenkas, which essentially turns Pizza Hut into Pelenka hut.