"This probably isn't the safest place for you to hang out, Mr. Box Turtle, but at least your handsome shell stands out so well against the trail dirt; otherwise, you might have gotten run over!"

glares "Yeah, well, I was here first, ya tall idjit..."

"Fair enough...but just in case, how 'bout I move you a few inches to the side?" picks up the turtle and moves him off the trail

boxes himself into his shell "Hissssgrumblegrumbleturtlecurses&insults."

"Yeah, you have yourself a nice day too."