"This is impractical."

"Hush. You're drifting to the right, by the way."

"I have a horse. We could ride the horse."

"This is more fun. Tais-toi."

"Maybe I was a murderer in a past life. This is my penance."

"Oh! Look, a sale on fruit! Move, you big baby, tout de suite!"

(a fairly accurate portrayal of their relationship, actually)

Jay and Trapper are mine!