Proposed by SavagingDragon

"So it was a warm day when you test-inflated this?"
"Yeah, unseasonably warm. Sunny, too"
"And you didn't keep track of the flow meter?"
"My wife called, there was a family emergency"
"You didn't notice how much the balloon expanded?"
"It's a balloon, they're supposed to expand when you blow them up."
"...What am I going to say to the executives when they see this wide load of a mutant iguana?"
"Just look innocent. Maybe it'll be windy and the balloon will tear itself apart and solve your problems."

Unlike Kiryu, she hasn't been tested in an RP. Knowing what happened with Godzilla and Kiryu, it's probably going to involve Garrett and be hilariously dull.

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Zilla © of Toho

"That's a lot of helium."