"Heavily armed mammal supremacists are an occupational hazard. Your best defense (aside from staying out of Aquila City in mid-July) is running away."

Both the Trounce supporters and protesters have it in for Tankaa. One side views him as a tool of The Man and the zombie neoliberal agenda, the other side views him as an uppity coldblood and potential terrorist. The only way to win is not to play.

Luckily the events in this image won't be happening. Instead, Tankaa will be dressing up as Monarch Togora at a convention in Berwyn, Vandalia and grumbling about the munchkins having a pointless nadgers-measuring competition. (Hey, I'm entitled to that opinion!) Fun will be had by all.

Maybe I should have thrown in more molotovs and a cloud of tear gas. I also really should have finished the background...

Artwork, Characters © of me

"Stop running so we can shoot ya, boy!"