15 August 2019 at 19:52:45 MDT
Continuing with the elder scrolls theme, another thing I wanted to poke fun at was how confusing, cruel and completely devoid of context the game's idea of "crime" is. Don't pick flowers near a little pond in town, those are private property! You're just supposed to know that, we're not gonna put up any signs to tell you! Sitting on a horse you saw because you thought it was yours is totally the same thing as kidnapping that horse! Accidentally interacting with a bottle automatically makes you a cold-heated thief, because there's no "put the bottle back down on the table and say sorry" button!
I don't like guards. All guards are bastards.
Hey, there's gonna be a second page to this because more terrible stuff happened to me in this game because I was really clumsy in it! I'll upload that next! I could have maybe merged these together but that would probably just have made me really stressed out to try! Okay? OKAY! burp