Continuing with the car theme here, got atleast one more coming...
This has actually happened to me a couple of times driving home from night-lunch. I'd go to adjust a fishnet stocking while at a stoplight and next thing I know I've got an arm (or two) stuck to one of my legs, due to my zipper-gloves! Kind of a scary situation, but comical too. :P I haven't actually been pulled over by a cop during such an event, but I can only imagine how awkward it would be for such a thing to happen...
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Some solid fashion advice there. But the officer would definitely remember you next time. ^.^