Are you a zoanthrope?
How to know the signs?
Does your muscles or bones ache? Do you have moments of hysteria followed by long sessions of blacking out? Do you want up with clothing stretched out beyond their limits or completely naked? Have you experience brief periods of expansion and then contractions? Do you sometimes have the need to eat raw flesh?
These might be signs that you are a zoanthrope, or a teenage boy.
(No not that zoanthrope, the other one.)