My first comedy music EP. My first *ever *EP, really. This is a collection of several comedy songs I wrote and recorded between 2009 and 2012.

Tracklist:

1. Bowling Alley Idiot

An upbeat Elvis-styled novelty song, dedicated to the avid bowlers of the world, and anyone who loves something they suck at too much to quit.

2. Facial Hair
   
   A Blood, Sweat, and Tears style, funk-injected song about the manliest thing in the universe, right after bacon-flavored dynamite.

3. Look Directly at the Floating Polystyrene Head
   
   A psychedelic song about hypnosis, paranoia, shadowy underground agencies, and fresh fruit. And possibly drugs, because it kinda sounds like a drug song, doesn't it?

4. IHOP
   
   (Parody of the theme from "Flipper")
   
   An all-vocal ode to the International House of Pancakes, a self-contained universe magically suspended in a perpetual state of breakfast.

5. Jeremy the Ninja
   
   (Parody of "Ana Lee, the Healer" by the Beach Boys)
   
   A light little ditty about a day in the life of an average ninja.

6. I Have a Tuba
   
   It began as a stupid phrase, uttered as part of a caffeine-fueled stream-of-consciousness rant that went absolutely nowhere. Until now. This is a tribute to the legendary indie comedy band, Worm Quartet, with a slight nod to Soggy Potato Chips.

7. Orange Glo
   
   (Parody of "Vertigo" by U2)
   
   A song about a man who finds his apartment haunted by the spirit of late TV pitchman Billy Mays. Better late than never, I suppose.

8. We Are the Vikings
   
   A heavy metal tribute to literally the coolest people to ever live, as opposed to the abysmal NFL team named after them.