Simple, in a technical kind of way. Chai, tea and knitting obsessed. Captain of many tawny ports and blood vessels. A woman with a vision so clear, only I can see it. I’ve had it up to here with jokes that rely on visual imagery.

This bitch be fully trippin’, due to my bad balance. I’ve the true heart of a slave, which I keep in a jar of formaldehyde. Video game slaying, cardigan wearing hooligan. I’m addicted to moderation, I simply can’t get enough if it!

Sometimes, I can be a little condescending (that means I ‘talk down’ to people). I’m a firm believer in killing it with fire! Cat impersonating, fish hating, reckless reading, Tumblr dwelling hipster who enjoys being tied up.