For Halloweasyl 2014!
I can already picture the mods seeing this one and thinking, "Wow, this is way too mean-spirited, we can't use this." Don't worry! I have a nice version with all the Take-Thats and snark removed, and you can use that instead. :3 I just had to post this one because, you know. I had to.
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I'M CRYING!!!!