Track 1 from The Ridiculously New Neonifur Soundclump, download the full album here: http://www.mediafire.com/?8n126o9c7g9lvqn
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Lyrics:
I'm going to a boot sale
See what hardware I can find
To know what I want
Is just a show and tell
I'm in the wrong state of mind
Before me stands a man with a beard
Selling coffee pots and freestanding cookers
My attention is drawn behind him
To an appliance that is quite a looker
Fridge Freezer, oh Fridge Freezer! Cast dreams on me!
What a wonderful Fridge Freezer you happen to be!
I can travel back to the dinosaur age or up into space
With a Fridge Freezer just like you I can go to any place!
"This fridge freezer can do anything!
It can turn sprouts into pure gold and never runs out of freeze pops!
It can take you into the past or the future
And play for you the symphony of space as it spins its hat and cane"
What should I do first?
Perhaps I'll defy gravity
No, wait
There's way too much choice for me
I'll fly in the mouth of a gigantic hippopotamous
And barter with the sailors inside
I'll turn the concept of irony right on its head
Every law of physics will be mine!
"I love this fridge freezer combo
It's better than sex and christmas combined
It's got all the latest technology
Well actually I have no idea what that thing does
Probably something awesome though
like bend space and time or bake me some delicious pies"
Fridge Freezer, oh Fridge Freezer! Cast dreams on me!
What a wonderful Fridge Freezer you turned out to be!
I can shrink down to atomic size or grow large like the sun
With a Fridge Freezer just like you there's no end to the fun!
Fridge Freezer, my Fridge Freezer! Always a craze!
I'll love you forever and always 'til the end of my days!
I could climb inside into another world or create my own
With a Fridge Freezer just like you my mind is always blown!
"Now I'm off to space!
I think I'll go eat some toasties on Neptune
Or maybe I'll go have an adventure and meet aliens and discover lost treasure
I'll hunt the legendary space walrus, hovering majestically through the heavens
And it will all be possible, thanks to this fantastic fridge freezer
That I bought at a boot sale for a tenner"