Inspired by yet another dream, this time where a friend dreamt about me wanting to commune with some horses so I turned into a stoner donkey. Which he said was a natural fit for me.

I'd like to point out it was HIS dream. Not mine. I don't dream about that stuff let alone do it in real life, man. I'm no stoner donkey. No "hee haw cough cough" for me. Nerp.

Rated Moderate for comedic drug use.