I hate both of you so much.

I don't want friends who are gonna pick on me, that wasn't funny and you're not a big enough man to say you're sorry. I'm tired of you doing this to me and everyone else just laughing at my expense.

If I have to do this to show how much my feelings are hurt by your stupid carelessness then I will.

I don't care how other people are, I am only mean to people I don't like, I would only say that to someone I don't like to make them feel worthless, I wouldn't say that to my friend but you aren't much of a friend I guess.