http://jolsonandjones.webcomic.ws/comics/pl/756243

Scott's second rule in the list of four! It's somewhat based on a Helge Schneider routine from a few years back. In Schneider's version it was about how magicians distract from their smoke and mirrors on the stage instead of Scott's trickster antics.

And erm... yeah. To my non-German audience who doesn't know who Helge Schneider even is: I don't have the slightest idea how I could possibly describe him. A sanitized version of Andy Kaufman as a jazz musician...? Maybe? No, that doesn't cut it either. Eeep.

Also, this page was a real wrist wrecker. Holy smokes, it is still smoking from all the turmoil. Even all those months later!! Bah.