Valentine's Day surprise for my girlfriend, Vesca. I bought her a box of chocolates! But I'm just a baby, I don't read the labels on these things I just see "Valentine's Day Chocolates!" So I gave it to Vesca and she ate it, because she enjoys these chocolates. How was I supposed to know they were going to take over her body transform her into a giant latex inflatable heart shaped pillow!?

...I know this because I didn't buy them, and I didn't make a label (because I don't/can't read) I made them myself! :D HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, VESCA!