Before you could even say cobblers, Bert had darted into one of the nearby changing rooms to take this unbelievable treasure for a spin. As he slipped the fabric over his head, a major comfort filled every nerve which came into contact with the garment. The fabric seemed to slide and snug against his skin at the exact right fit and size, as he moved towards the mirror. Never had he felt a more perfect fit than with this shirt. This was a true find, and he would treasure this garment forever.