So I gave Mark a car. A B-body Buick Roadmaster. I was going originally for something with a stick (straight from the factory), since I despise anything with less than 3 pedals, but gave up (thanks again for the suggestions tho, Eric!).
And yes, those are Hot Wheels SBs, known in their 1:1 scale equivalent version as American Racing AR 39.
No "omfg, very cute" comments unless you want your ass where your neck is.