Because umlauts!
Lol. Stigmata has a problem (he admitted it). He's obsessed with umlauting the un-umlautable. Someone must help me help his linguistic mental illness, or else I'll have to educate him verbally about umlauting and how it works. He may or may not like that.
Here's him admitting it lololo: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9555866/\#cid:64265308
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Jake_silverwing
Oh gawd don't eat meh D|