An entry for deathbustereudial103's latest contest. Theoretically, I was supposed to put "Klaatu Barada Nikto" (or "Klatauu Berada Nikto") in the story itself, but I couldn't fit it in without killing the mood (and that's not nice, because moods have feelings too). Fortunately, I was informed that putting it in the description would work fine too.

Also, it was a wordcount minimum of 2,000. I put in 5,208 because I don't know what moderation is.