You sure you're the legendary adventurer, Marjoram? I mean, you didn't do anything but freeze up when I pounced ya! It's almost like you were giving yourself to my stomach! You don't look much like what I heard, either.. Aren't you supposed to be big and muscled? Nah, you couldn't be Marjoram, and you're not gonna be anythin' but squirrelpudge when I'm done with ya~!
Poor Marjoram, all he wants to do is find the princess, but things keep getting in his way. Like the walls of a hungry squirrel's stomach. Might be a bit of a challenge to get out of them!
Marjoram is marjoram
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